Why Do I Even Have Cats Again?

The other one has a penchant for clawing the screen door. The NEW screen door. Between that and the, uh, VOMIT everywhere I'm beginning to wonder who is crazier, me or the cat.

Let's recap:

CAT 1

PROS:

• Good cuddler


• Purrs well


• Extremely handsome

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(That's all I have right now, but it may be enough :-)

CONS:

• Costs a fortune to feed (has FUS)


• Scratches the screen door


• Pukes everywhere


• Hair everywhere


• Always underfoot


• Very loud meow (part Siamese)


• Scratches the furniture


• Did I mention the puke?

CAT 2

PROS:

• Kicks BUTT killing spiders and bugs


• Fun to play with


• Completely cute

CONS:

• Um (UGH) sometimes pees and poos where she shouldn't (she's a Manx and is missing some bladder and bowel nerves)


• Tries to sleep on my lap top


• Scratches the furniture


• Hair everywhere


• Is always on the kitchen counter and no amount of pushing her off makes any difference

Hmmm. If you're not a cat person, you no doubt are noticing that the CON lists are longer. However if you have a soft spot in your heart for all things feline, then you understand how important the PRO items are ;-)

What the hell. It's only a screen door.